Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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