and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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