Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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