she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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