whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Your tits are I can't wait for
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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