it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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