I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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