Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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