So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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