I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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