youre lurking in front of me
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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