of course. lets lasso hookers.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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