Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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