Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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