Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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