Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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