Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
sex in a hospital.. check
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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