:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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