I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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