i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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