I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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