We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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