Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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