Well apparently he's into motor boating.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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