i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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