3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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