grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Slut skills are useful in every country.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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