OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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