i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
