hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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