Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
my sisters under your porch take her home
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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