god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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