You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I have demons in me.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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