I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
All I want is dick and wine.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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