He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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