o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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