the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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