ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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