Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
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