have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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