it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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