thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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