I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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