hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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