dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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