if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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