i don't like sucking hair
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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