I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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