shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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