"it" just moved
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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