So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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