didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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