hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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